If there are three keywords that can be used to get you all pumped up about being the next great blogger they would have to be:
- passion
- knowledgeable
- write about something you love
Now normally I would let this kind of repetitive crap go sliding on by however seeing Kyle Lacy wax poetically once more about love and sweetness making you a great blogger I just couldn’t control my gag reflex anymore.
What is this warm and fuzzy crap about loving what you are writing about. What are we, a bunch of pansies that we have to always be in love about what we are writing about?
I say to hell with that.
Write about something you hate.
There I said it .. screw the lovie-dovie crap. Let’s get serious about it after all we can’t love something all of the time. Let’s cut to the bone here and nail that sucker to the cross for the world to see.
After all can’t we be passionate about the things we hate?
I passionately hate broccoli to the point I can puke at the sight of it. I can passionately hate all those puffy ego idiots who think they are better than the rest of us.
As for being knowledgeable about the things you hate well you had better be or you are just another poser hater – did I mention that I passionately hate poser haters?
Come on folks let out that inner hate you know is just struggling to reach out through your words and rip someone a new asshole. It’s not so bad and a hellva lot more fun than an enema you gotta admit.
Be proud about writing knowledgeably and passionately about stuff you hate. Stand tall as you proclaim to the world on your blog that you’ve had it with being all lovie-dovie and the time has come to let out that inner beast like some Mr. Hyde in contrast to all those lily white pantywaist Dr. Jekyll that have saturated the blogosphere with nothing but do-gooder gag inducing pabulum.
note: I like Kyle Lacy and think he writes a great blog and this post was meant in total humor. As for the FTC there is nothing to disclose here so piss off.
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