Quick before I drown in all this Apple buying Twitter rumor crap someone please throw me a lifeline. No kidding folks this is turning into a bullshit tsunami started by the reigning king of rumors Valleywag and perpetuated by just about every other tech blog worth their salt. Of course right at the top of the ‘let’s milk this for all it’s worth’ list was TwitterTechCrunch with a total of three posts on this stupid ass rumor. Thankfully not everyone lost their heads in all this stupidity and actually saw it for the linkbait it was.
At least not everyone was Twitterwashed by all this nonsense and actually had some useful stuff for Twitter today, that is if there is anything Twitter related that is useful.
Ottawa courtroom joins Twitter age for mayor’s trial via Ottawa Citizen and Kris Abel – I bet the fourth estate is just fuming over being trumped by that growing pain in the ass to mainstream media blue bird from hell.
More Canada, Please via Twitter blog – the Twitter team posts to their blog about how lucky us Canucks are being able to <gag>tweet</gag> on Rogers and Fido using SMS. Only problem is that there is more than just those cellphone providers in the land of igloos. Thumb meet ass … ass meet thumb.
Good To The Last Tweet: Coffee Machine Drips Updates To Twitter via TechCrunch – when not gagging us with arsine rumors TwitterTechCrunch lets us know Skynet has taken over our coffeemakers and the machines now tweet your caffeine intake.
Twishitter: Twitter Apps Head Towards The Gutter via TechCrunch – not happy with all this Twitter punishment TwitterTechCrunch let’s know about TwiShitter and I’ll leave it up to your active imaginations as to what this one is about.
Tweetmeme Is Getting Freakin’ Awesome via TechCrunch – see what I mean … TwitterTechCrunch. Sorry Tweetmeme but after the third story about Twitter on TwitterTechCrunch this is just getting old.
Celery lets you tweet from a fax machine via SlipperyBrick – shitters, coffee machines and spammers … are there any real people even using Twitter anymore?
However if you’re getting bored with Twitter Chris Pirillo has word on how you can get your own Twitter clone up and running (shoot me know – please)
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