What better way to start off your week than a good dose of some really moronic things we have from around the web. I mean where else can you find out about joydicks, floating cellphone enclosures or a Trekkie menstrual pad.

Seriously it doesn’t get any better or moronic that this.

• Luxottica to produce prescription 3D glasses – THR
• Consumers Are Excited About 3D-TVs at Home–Until They Try One – Fast Company
• The Joydick – SF Media Labs
• Monster quad bike uses lawn chairs to let you ride in style – DVICE
• Image of the Day: bizarre floating phone helmet – DVICE
• Oregon Scientific Maranello Ferrari Speedometer Line Projection Clock – SlipperyBrick
• Dell’s Convertible Netbook-Tablet Actually Looks Really Cool – CrunchGear
• Trekkie menstrual pad campaign: what does “warp speed absorption” really  mean? – io9
• Pee on things you hate with customizable Urinal Cake Kits – SlipperyBrick

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Not that anyone will notice but I got me a new mic to do my shows with which should result in a better quality audio, which when it comes to podcasts is a really good idea. Other than that it was just another normal Moronic Monday where we get to see Sean’s head approach the exploding point once more.

Posts referred to in the show

• Football Player Gets Hair Insured for $1 Million – Neatorama
• Listen To A Drawing With The Rec & Play Pens – CrunchGear
• Meat smoker texts you when your meat is done – SlipperyBrick
• Extreme Superhero Chest Tattoo – Geeks are Sexy
• Lil’ Vampire Pacifier for Your Favorite Bloodsucking Baby – Neatorama
• The MacBook-Shaped Cutting Board – Geek O System
• Office Saddle Seat – Random Good Stuff
• ‘World’s Rarest and Most Expensive’ car wax – gizmag
• 10 Pictures Real Life Super Heroes - The Inquisitr
• Witness airlines’ horrifying vision for the future of air travel – DVICE

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Ah Monday’s. They have to be our favorite day of the week, well at least it is for me because we get to do our Moronic Monday edition of the Braindead TechCast. It is so much fun being able to share all the wonderful things we find on the web with everyone.

Well, maybe not for Sean. He always seems to end up in the corner weeping about the decline of mankind into a morass of moronic mindlessness.

Here’s the list of posts that led to Sean’s emergency call to the sanatorium.

• Hair Dryer Made by Ferrari Engineers – Neatorama
• Cell Phones for Babies – Random Good Stuff
• Twournal: Turn your Twitter stream into a printed journal – The Next Web Apps
• Tapi, So You Don’t Have To Drink From The Faucet Like A Cat – CrunchGear
• Nose Flute – Random Good Stuff
• SnazzyNapper: Use It While Driving To Clear Out the Gene Pool! – CrunchGear
• Flamethrower Trombone – Neatorama
• Dog Yoga – Neatorama

And a special bonus:

GIF: Iz on a Roomba, Ur Argument iz Invalid – I Can Has Cheezburger

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Sean may hate Moronic Monday’s because of the damage he says it does to what remains of his brain but I think he’s lying. In fact I think he lives for Moronic Monday’s, just like our faithful listeners do but we’ll let him keep believing that if it makes him feel like he is in a safe place.

Posts that made it to this week’s show.

• Thanko’s “USB Necktie Cooler 3″ – CrunchGear
• Ferrari espresso machine is one fast way to spend lots of money – DVICE
• The mouse / calculator combo – gHacks
• Transformer Jacket, More Than Meets the Eye – Neatorama
• Twitter Friend Mug – Neatorama
• Python Garden Sculpture – Random Good Stuff
• Paintball-equipped robot leaves its victims terrified and messy – DVICE
• Brilliant Slink-O-Matic lets you enjoy a Slinky, no stairs required – DVICE
• Pee Aim Ball – Random Good Stuff

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Each week we never think that we can top the week’s previous Moronic Monday and yet we always seem to find something that takes our incredulity to new heights. At the very least I find new and wonderful ways to make Sean question the human race and why we are still propagating this planet.

Oh and we (or at least me) bought a couple domains but you’ll have to listen to the show to find out what they are.

Posts referenced in this week’s show.

• Human Turd Scale – Neatorama
• Origami Toilet Paper – Neatorama
• Fun Bathroom Shapes – DailyShite
• If You Want to Talk on This Bluetooth Headset, You’ll Have to Shoot Yourself in the Head – Geek O System
• Mopping Robot – Random Good Stuff
• Insect Sushi – Neatorama
• Fighting for equal rights and evenly exfoliated skin – The Inquisitr
• Finally: Fake Eyelashes Made of Fly Legs – Geek O System
• Doughnut Burger from Rub BBQ – A Hamburger Today

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Oh boy, do Sean and I have some moronic wonderfulness for you in tonight’s show folks. Everything from the little piggy that went to market to a couple of listener contributions that has one leaving me almost speechless.

So without any further ado here are the stories that surpassed our moronic metter for the past week.

• Holycrapawesome: China planning giant buses that cars can drive under – The Inquisitr
• USB Mail Box alerts you to deliveries - SlipperyBrick
• The “Popcorn Hand” lets you eat popcorn, protects your fingers from getting greasy (video) – CrunchGear
• Disturbing: Piggy Banks Made with Real Pigs – Geek O System
• Street Fighter Condoms [Pic] – Geeks are Sexy
• What? A Waterproof Power Strip? – Geeks Are Sexy

And our listener contributions (thank you Jonathan)

• Nigerians Finally Decide To “Reimburse” The Victims Of Scam – MakeUseOf
• Woman Watches As Dell Techs Remotely Download Nude Pics Of Her – Jezebel

And the bonus link I promised in the show : Mossberg smacks down MG Siegler with sexy fists of fury from WinExtra

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Never before have Sean or I realized just how many gene pools need to be damed up – as quickly as possible in some cases. The more Moronic Monday’s shows we do the more apparent it becomes and this week’s installment is no different.

Here are some of the mentally hurtful posts we referred to in this show.

• iDish: The iPad as a plate for sushi, steaks and dessert – CrunchGear
• Cover your Wii in gold chrome vinyl for no reason at all – CrunchGear
• iDuck Speakers – Random Good Stuff
• Holy crap! Scientists create pooping robot – Crave
• Fart-operated TV remote – Boing Boing
• Beer: now available in a squirrel carcass - The Inquisitr
• Cam Girl Barbie: Seriously Mattel, What Were You Thinking? [Video] – TechCrunch
• Thief nabbed 10 minutes after snatching iPhone with tracking app – DVICE
• Playstation 3 Assault Rifle Controller Is $65 Of Fail – TechnoBuffalo

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I realize that it is the Moronic Monday episode of the show but Sean goes to all sorts of lengths to make sure that this will be memorable even as the paramedics are called.

Bumped knees and swallowed coffee grounds aside we have quite the selection of moronic things from the past week to share with you in the show.

Posts referred to in the show.

• Toilet go-kart flushes as you drive, seats two – DVICE
• Plans for Phil Lord & Chris Miller’s Big Lego Movie Uncovered – FirstShowing.net
• Burger King gets high tech with odd ‘musical showers’ – DVICE
• The Kickbee tweets when your unborn baby kicks – gizmag
• Bench Retracts Spikes When You Pay – Neatorama
• FarmVille gets its first branded produce – The Inquisitr
• Portable watermelon cooler – CrunchGear
• Wheel Umbrella - My Modern Metropolis
• GE iPhone app lets you set the mood in your room with light – SlipperyBrick
• Odeon: 50% Of Box Office 3D Within 3 Years – Dateline London

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