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Apple joins the real world

Is there enough Apple for everyone or is it really a closed party. For as long as Apple has been in business it has strived to be exclusive and cultish. It has been happy to have a solid place in a small percentage of the computer world with devoted followers who believed; and still do, that Apple can do no wrong. It didn’t want to deal with Grandma, Auntie May and Cousin JoeBob or the rest of the great unwashed masses.

Then with the return of Steve Jobs, the iMac and iPod an interesting thing happened – the world began to discover Apple. Cousin JoeBob was buying iPods for his kids because they had to be cool. Auntie May was learning how to make playlists and enjoy taking her music where ever she went. All of a sudden the great unwashed masses were arriving on the shores of AppleLand and buying into the whole “it just works” marketing.

During this period Microsoft was fighting off the hounds of the DoJ and rival companies seeking to limit the company’s reach. Along with this they where having to deal with new technologies and information access that they didn’t necessarily have a lock on. The landscape was changing for them as well. Operating system needs were; and still are, changing as were the users desire for something more than just plain vanilla boxes with battleship gray colored applications.

So we saw the introduction of XP and the beginning of the trend of eye-candy for eye-candy sake. While the boxes may not have changed the systems and programs that ran on them began to show life. The unfortunate part of this is that along with this came incredible bloat and inconsistent user experiences which didn’t settle down until at least the second service pack for XP.

Throughout all this Apple was slowly making improvements through a series of feline iterations of OS X adding real eye-candy as well as actually improving the user experience without apparently adding the same kind of bloat factor. Along with that they were marketing some of the nicest looking computers seen to date. Put an Apple along side a PC desktop was like putting a high class model alongside an 80 year old spinster. No wonder people in general were questioning their reliance on the PC and Microsoft.

iPhone makes history In the last year pretty well this has all come to head with the release of Vista which contrary to the marketing WOW, was far from it. A lot of people were rightly beginning to feel gouged and getting nothing of real value in return. On the other hand Apple brought the iPhone into the world and whether they have truly changed the mobile market forever is debatable, the fact is they are now a major force to deal with in that market.

Then came Leopard, the newest version of OS X and the version many believed out WOW’ed Vista hands down. For the first time in Apple’s history an OS X release was getting press far beyond its usual cult base. Blogs were talking about it and as a result the mainstream media started talking more about it especially considering the overwhelming success of the iPod and now the iPhone.

Talk of switching to a Mac was becoming more than just talk. The great unwashed masses were discovering that maybe switching to a Mac wouldn’t be as painful as they thought considering things like Parallels and Bootcamp would allow them to still work in Windows if needed. Suddenly Grandma could have a really nice looking computer that just worked and Cousin JoeBob’s daughters could show off their cool MacBooks at school.

However there’s a problem when the great unwashed masses decide to start joining the party – they bring problems and inexperience which is something the rather closed world of Mac isn’t use to and to a very large degree dread. As the release date for Leopard was approaching I saw a lot being written about what people; both Mac users and Windows users alike, was going to bring to the table – how it was going to change things like the iPod and iPhone had. Hell even I got bitten by the Leopard fever which hasn’t changed. I would still like to have a MacBook with Leopard on it but the fact was that people’s expectations and hopes were high. After all this was the “it just works” operating system and hardware.

In the aftermath of the release I have been fascinated by the reaction of reported problems being experienced by both Mac diehards and new comers to the platform. When Microsoft releases an OS that has to support hundreds of different hardware configurations from home desktop to enterprise wide upgrades and has problems it is always Microsoft’s fault. Yet when Apple does the same thing with far fewer restrictions placed on it and the users old and new encounter problems it is the user’s fault.

This attitude was more than evident when people like Rob Hyndman, Robert Scoble and Dave Winer write posts about problems they have experienced with Leopard. They get called everything from morons to Microsoft shills even when they quite rightly point out that they are experienced Mac users or have spent more money than I will see in a year on Apple products.

Apple and its devoted cult of users may not want it to happen but I hate to tell you all – the great unwashed mass is heading your way. Mac might only have a small percentage of the desktop or corporate marketplace but given the dissatisfaction with Microsoft that percentage is bound to grow. That growth will be people like Grandma, Auntie May and Cousin JoeBob and they are going to have problems which means they are going to be looking for well intentioned help not moronic quips about their mentality or heritage.

As Apple joins the rest of the real world of regular users it may find its downfall isn’t the price of admission but rather the rabidness and condescension of those that have manned the walls that have surrounded AppleLand. Like the Berlin Wall this one too will topple but it would be better that Apple and its cult followers did the toppling rather than it being forced upon them by the great unwashed masses headed their way.


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What if: Apple & Google tag team FCC auction

First the phone then the world Remember years ago when one of the comic franchises; DC I think but my memory could be foggy on that, had a series called What If which looked at alternative plot lines or ending for some of its more famous super heroes – sorta like if Superman couldn’t fly or Batman was gay … well okay maybe not that drastic but you get the idea.

Anyway back to my originating idea of a tech What If. As we all know the FCC is going to be having a fairly important spectrum auction; specifically the wireless spectrum, which Google has already stated it is going to jump in to liven things up since at least a couple of its so-called requirements have been met.

Then today we see a report in BusinessWeek that Apple may also be considering joining in the fun and games supposedly because they are fed up with the draconian and locked down attitudes of the telecom’s (isn’t that just rich .. draconian and locked down .. like Apple isn’t talking out of the side of it’s mouth on this) that have ruled the roost for too many years.

So what if Google and Apple joined forces to literally keep the old world telecom companies out of this wireless spectrum. What if Google and Apple had the complete spectrum to themselves. After all it’s not like the old style telecom could appeal on any basis of anti-trust or monopoly given the solidifying rumors of a Google GPhone.

Like I said … What If …..


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Off the Cuff: Quicktime blame tag, Stickam Porn and stuff

Bad Quicktime .. bad Even though Apple points the finger at Nvidia the fact is that if you are running Vista with SATA drives and a RAID setup Quicktime from Apple is not going to be your best friend. In fact you might end up having to rebuild everything after installing and trying to run Quicktime. Apparently the newest version of the software (7.1.5 and 7.1.6) is a known bug to Apple but they insist the problem lies at the feet of Nvidia which as Long Zheng points out is bullshit because VLC has now problems playing the same files; and as a VLC user myself I can attest to that as well. not a smart move Apple to leave this unfixed. [via istartedsomething.com and I thieved his graphic as well - hope you don't mind Long]

Not such a good ideaThe New York Times is reporting that the favorite webcam streaming service run by Stickam is apparently owned by a company that is also famous for another type of video streaming but not the type that could be consider family safe. Advanced Video communications which is owned by DTI Services that is owned by a Japanese businessman Wataru Takahashi is well known for the live sex shows available over the web. Sure there’s nothing wrong with a little bit of porn among adults but as TechCrunch points out there is a bit of a moral and ethical question raised when that same company also services a large user base many of whom are under 18. Would hate to see what would happen if wires ever got crossed in this case. [via TechCrunch ]

Oh that bill is going to be so much fun to get I really didn’t want to do another post about the newest pimple on the ass of the Internet but the idea of not passing along this breakdown of the horrors awaiting all you iPhone lovers was just to hard to resist. Apparently Doug Ross has taken some time and passed the iPhone’s terms of service under the microscope and the results further prove that there are going to be a lot of shocks coming the way of iPhone users. Like I am sure you’ll all appreciate being double billed, just as both you and the person you are calling are going to just love being charged for that call or how about the fact that you’ll be billed even if the call doesn’t go through. Ahyup … you enjoy that new toy – I’m just glad I won’t be getting that wonderful billing for the next two years. [via Doug Ross @ Journal]

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iPhone meet sledgehammer – Sledgehammer meet iPhone

Sledgehammer meet iPhone ENOUGH already – jeezzz it doesn’t matter where the frik one turns – it’s iPhone this – iPhone that – ooo check out digg for iPhone. It’s a damn phone people.

It’s on Twitter, it’s on Pownce , it’s on Techmeme. If it isn’t Rubel orgasming on Twitter over every little thing iPhone - it’s Scoble talking about sharing time with his son’s iPhone.

Isn’t there a war going on somewhere; or a pope saying non- Catholics aren’t really Christians; or gawd forbid Paris wandering around with her panties on this time. Some-one please tell me this crap is going to be over soon. If not the whole blogosphere isn’t going to be worth spending time in.

As it is Twitter is getting turned off – Pownce is getting shut off and if something of interest – other than iPhone mania stupidity – doesn’t happen soon FeedDemon is going to get closed down. Well maybe not that far but you get the drift.

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Steve Jobs would make P.T. Barnum proud

iPhone coolness -- not to mention a nice profit For years and years people have moaned and bitched about the prices Microsoft charges for its products and yet here comes His Job’ness walking across the water like the second coming of Moses with an iPod and iPhone as the stone tablets of the 21st Century; and a smirk from knowing the old adage by P.T. Barnum is still true today.

I’m not saying that the iPhone won’t force a much needed change upon the mobile market; much as the iPod did for music, but the fact that people are willing to pay such an inflated price for the privilege to salivate over the newest Apple coolness only goes to show that Jobs knows how to play the hype like a master violinist.

After all what else would cause people to stand in line for hours upon hours; in some cases days, for the privilege of forking over what for some people is a month’s rent just to hold a chunk of electronics in their hand. Then there is the pleasure of using it on an outdated network once you have locked your soul into a 2 year contract with AT&T.

Sure I realize that in the orgasmic heat of the moment no-one really cares about the profit margin Apple would make from this rush to the alter of coolness but folks that iPhone you are cradling  like it was a gift bestowed upon you by above only cost from $200.00 to $268.00. This is according to reports in both posts by TechCrunch and CrunchGear as they quote different sources for the information.

So even using a rough average of $300.00 profit per phone; depending on the number of gig, and a projected sale of 4.5 million iPhones in the next year it would appear that Jobs and Co. will enjoy about $1,350,000,000.00 of coolness.

Hang on I think I hear P.T. laughing his ass off.

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Off the Cuff: iBricks, MS pushpins & stuff

Get your iBrick here Well today was the big day for geekdom; not to mention bottled water sales, as the iPhone finally hit – and left – the shelves as Apple stores across the US.  Now not being a hardcore geek type; nor a US citizen, I find this whole thing about lining up for a chunk of plastic that chances are you’re not going to be able to use right away just a tad on the silly side. Or in the words of Steve Rubel on Twitter:

steverubel said
So to recap today’s events: 10 hours on line, $600 and an iBrick. Priceless.
at 11:02:08 PM

pushpin Advertising campaigns can be a lot of fun especially when they creative in the process. It appears that Microsoft is out there with a new publicity stunt to promote a new feature to be found on Microsoft Live Search Maps.

I don’t know about you but I know I sure would have a good laugh if I was walking down the street and saw a big pushpin coming out of the side of a building. :) [via Raw Feed ... plus the graphic is 'borrowed' from there .. hope you don't mind Mike]

Prince Okay so shoot me .. I like Prince (the musician not the dog :) ) but I like him even more that he is pissin’ off the music retailers because he plans on giving away his latest album. As being reported in The Guardian Prince will be giving away a CD with each of the national Sunday newspaper.

I have to agree with Mike from TechDirt that this is a very smart business move both on Prince’s side and the newspaper’s. They both benefit immensely from the publicity of the give-away. The only one’s upset about this is the music retailers who can’t admit that their current business model is becoming increasingly obsolete. [via TechDirt]

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It doesn’t matter if the iPhone sucks

iPhone_Jobs The iPhone frenzy continues unabated with all its associated silliness peaking constantly as Friday approaches – even Scoble has gotten in on the kool-aid drinking extravaganza. Just about everywhere you turn something is being written about it in  the tech b’sphere to the point that some folks are crying uncle. Debates are going on about how the iPhone will forever change the mobile space and whether or not it will live up to all the hype.

It doesn’t matter that it runs on a slow as molasses network, it doesn’t matter that  you can’t get it without signing a two year locked down contract with AT&T, it doesn’t matter that the iPhone could cost you close to $6,000.00 over that two years. What does matter is that it is an Apple product that has the whole iPod culture behind it. A culture of “only Apple knows how to bring cool designs to market“, a culture of Mac coolness and then on top of that it has His Job’ness.

The iPhone will be a financial success even if in the days following the release of the product the natives get restless. The road of success forward has already been paved and nothing will derail this gravy train for Apple. Sure the hype leading up to Friday is getting nauseating and folks might be wishing that Friday will come and go so we can get this abject drooling under control.

Well I hate to tell you folks this is only the beginning of the iPhone’ing of the tech world. Come Monday; or even late Friday, the real iPhone hype will start rolling across the b’sphere like an unstoppable train. It won’t matter if some of it is negative or some is positive. As of Friday the iPhone will change the b’sphere for good and it won’t matter if it sucks – the Master of Hype will have succeeded in making Apple the one to beat. Not to mention making him just a little richer in the process.

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The morning after – an Apple round-up

No bite of the apple today Let’s see..

Caffeine levels – close to optimal

Nicotine levels – approaching level territory

Tagged Apple related posts concerning yesterday’s *Yawn* event – 17

If there is one thing that Apple conferences have been known for is the fanboy adulation and breathless anticipation for every world shaking pronouncement that is utter by his Job’ness as he stands in front of a humongous screen flashing tantalizing views of  glorious Apple goodness to be released upon the world.

On the iPhone front calendars now have June 29th indelibly marked as the next big event horizon as that is the day it is officially released to panting crowds of cell phone fanatics and Apple begins it serious push into the mobile front. That announcement though was tempered with the obvious disappointment that for developers the landscape was devoid of the one necessary element to fame and riches – no SDK (software development kit).

In the words of Job’s himself – if you can develop for Safari; Apple’s attempt at an internet browser, then you have all the tools needed to develop for the iPhone. Needless to say that on this front reaction was swift and full of palatable disappointment. with folks like Gizmodo coming out bluntly with “iPhone – No SDK sucks” as it proclaims the true iPhone potential will not be fully realized.

Further along the developer line we have:

Ed Burnette – “But his ?sweet solution? is nothing more than the ability to view web pages in Safari.”

Nick Bradbury – “No SDK. No access to local storage. How disappointing. There are scores of developers looking for a new platform, and the iPhone could’ve been it – but at this stage, the iPhone doesn’t offer me enough to invest time developing for it.”

Mike Masnick – “We’ve suggested in the past that Apple’s iPhone perfect demonstrates the difference between invention and innovation (i.e., there’s nothing really “new” in the iPhone, but what’s impressive is how Apple packaged all of it in a way that consumers find appealing).”

The best though has to have been the furor surrounding the announcement that Safari was now available for Windows XP and Vista. I know myself I grabbed a copy to see what was what and came away summarily un-impressed but my take on the whole was light reading compared to some of the high powered bloggers that came out full force ripping the browser a new one. From the font rendering to security flaws that abound Safari came away bloodied and limping.

On the font rendering we have:

Jeff Atwood – “That said, I’m curious why Apple’s default font rendering strategies, to my eye — and to the eyes of at least two other people — are visibly inferior to Microsoft’s on typical LCD displays. This is exactly the kind of graphic designer-ish detail I’d expect Cupertino to get right, so it’s all the more surprising to me that they apparently haven’t.”

In the end though it was the security bloggers who seem to have had the most fun;

TechCrunch – “Apple?s newly released Safari Browser for Windows is coming under fire for all the wrong reasons today with separate reports indicating that the browser presents a security risk to Windows users.”

Errata Security - “Apple just released a Safari for Windows beta at http://www.apple.com/safari. Using publicly available tools we had a DoS in no time. Keeping with our disclosure policy, we do not report bugs to Apple.”

Aviv Raff – “A first glance at the debugger showed me that this memory corruption might be exploitable. Although, I’ll have to dig more to be sure of that.”

Ryan Narane – “Safari has not held up well to hacker scrutiny on the Mac platform. Tom Ferrris, a hacker who routinely finds Safari and Mac OS X vulnerabilities, once told me it?s ?trivial? to trigger a crash on Safari. The reality is that every crash is a potential security vulnerability.”

Not all the news was bad though as my friend Jason at webomatica managed to find some redeeming stuff even if it had more to do with the Apple website than anything else – “All in all, cool stuff, and possibly an even better redesign than the other Web 2.0 ones I?ve seen recently. I might actually say Safari wasn?t the only thing Apple updated to 3.0.”

Now I’m not an Apple user by any stretch of the imagination but even I found yesterday’s AppleFest more of a non-event than anything else.

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