Sean may hate Moronic Monday’s because of the damage he says it does to what remains of his brain but I think he’s lying. In fact I think he lives for Moronic Monday’s, just like our faithful listeners do but we’ll let him keep believing that if it makes him feel like he is in a safe place.

Posts that made it to this week’s show.

• Thanko’s “USB Necktie Cooler 3″ – CrunchGear
• Ferrari espresso machine is one fast way to spend lots of money – DVICE
• The mouse / calculator combo – gHacks
• Transformer Jacket, More Than Meets the Eye – Neatorama
• Twitter Friend Mug – Neatorama
• Python Garden Sculpture – Random Good Stuff
• Paintball-equipped robot leaves its victims terrified and messy – DVICE
• Brilliant Slink-O-Matic lets you enjoy a Slinky, no stairs required – DVICE
• Pee Aim Ball – Random Good Stuff

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Each week we never think that we can top the week’s previous Moronic Monday and yet we always seem to find something that takes our incredulity to new heights. At the very least I find new and wonderful ways to make Sean question the human race and why we are still propagating this planet.

Oh and we (or at least me) bought a couple domains but you’ll have to listen to the show to find out what they are.

Posts referenced in this week’s show.

• Human Turd Scale – Neatorama
• Origami Toilet Paper – Neatorama
• Fun Bathroom Shapes – DailyShite
• If You Want to Talk on This Bluetooth Headset, You’ll Have to Shoot Yourself in the Head – Geek O System
• Mopping Robot – Random Good Stuff
• Insect Sushi – Neatorama
• Fighting for equal rights and evenly exfoliated skin – The Inquisitr
• Finally: Fake Eyelashes Made of Fly Legs – Geek O System
• Doughnut Burger from Rub BBQ – A Hamburger Today

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Oh boy, do Sean and I have some moronic wonderfulness for you in tonight’s show folks. Everything from the little piggy that went to market to a couple of listener contributions that has one leaving me almost speechless.

So without any further ado here are the stories that surpassed our moronic metter for the past week.

• Holycrapawesome: China planning giant buses that cars can drive under – The Inquisitr
• USB Mail Box alerts you to deliveries - SlipperyBrick
• The “Popcorn Hand” lets you eat popcorn, protects your fingers from getting greasy (video) – CrunchGear
• Disturbing: Piggy Banks Made with Real Pigs – Geek O System
• Street Fighter Condoms [Pic] – Geeks are Sexy
• What? A Waterproof Power Strip? – Geeks Are Sexy

And our listener contributions (thank you Jonathan)

• Nigerians Finally Decide To “Reimburse” The Victims Of Scam – MakeUseOf
• Woman Watches As Dell Techs Remotely Download Nude Pics Of Her – Jezebel

And the bonus link I promised in the show : Mossberg smacks down MG Siegler with sexy fists of fury from WinExtra

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