I realize that people like buying silly technology type toys of which USB related things have to be the worst but $400 bucks for some sort of Feng Shui Compass? They can’t possibly be serious about this – or can they?

From the company website – because I couldn’t even start to make this crap up

The Fortune Compass is a hand held precision instrument that makes intricate and ancient Feng Shui calculations available to everyone. The Fortune Compass is the first electronic Feng Shui compass to combine aerospace technology with intricate and ancient mathematical calculations in order to make Feng Shui accessible to all.

The key to accurate Feng Shui is an accurate compass measurements. Unlike conventional compasses, the Fortune Compass provides readings accurate to ±2 degrees even while not held perfectly level. Accuracy is maintained up to 30-degrees of pitch or tilt when calibrated. You simply aim the Fortune Compass in the direction you want to measure and view your results on the colorful LCD screen. Measurements will adjust with your movements as the directions change.

And if you don’t believe that rigamarole try this screen capture of its features and benefits

Tell you what – if you’re dipsy enough to fork over 400 smackeroo’s for that nonsense I have a couple of startup deals you might be interested in.

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